Favorite Quote

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 9:49 am

What's your favorite quote from the show?

Mine is in season 2:

Nurse: "Sir, I will call the police!"
Jack: "Lady, I am the police! Now open the door!"

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 9:51 am

lol thats a good one

Tony: Well Ryan its like this either fire me or get out of my chair.

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 12:26 pm

Jack: "Listen, the only reason you're still conscious is because I don't wanna carry you!"

Henderson: "He's got hardware that makes this place [CTU] look like an internet caffe."

Bill: "Chloe, we're running active protocol. We don't have time for your personality disorder!"

Bill: "Sir, there isn't time!"
Logan: "Then TALK FASTER!"

Jack: "You probably don't think I can force this down your throat, but you'd be wrong..."

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 5:14 pm

I love this one, he says it so straight faced, and it just cracks me up.

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 6:19 pm

Full quote:
"You probably don't think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It's very painful." - Jack Bauer to President Charles Logan, Day 5

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 6:26 pm

There's also this quote that I love:

"Now, Jack, if it were anyone else, I would ask you if you were sure. But with you, I already know the answer. God bless you, and good luck." - David Palmer, Day 4

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 7:39 pm

Um...

...it's not Logan. It's Jack in the limo in Day 1.

Jack doesn't even try to torture Logan. It's either confess or die.

Posted: Sep 23, 2007 9:05 pm

Damn, you're right, my mistake Embarassed

Posted: Sep 24, 2007 6:52 pm

Jack: Now are you going to tell me what i want to know or am i gonna have to hurt you?

Graem: You're hurting me now Jack

Jack: Trust me I'm not

Smile

Posted: Nov 30, 2007 4:58 pm

"Shut up stupid!"

"I'm gonna need a hacksaw"

"That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up your sleeves"

"The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to have to carry you"

"You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me"

Posted: Jan 07, 2008 1:23 pm

Chloe (to Audrey about pauls death):"Sorry, I was being inappropriately blunt, wasn't I? I do that alot."

Posted: Jan 07, 2008 10:28 pm

Jack: Son of a bitch!

Posted: Jan 08, 2008 2:32 am

Yeah, I like that one too. Jack has a funny way of emphasizing the "b".

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 3:13 am

Jack: "I'm gonna need a hacksaw"..Season 2

Eddie: You cut Goran's head off Jack
Jack: I know what i did...Season 2

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 1:10 pm

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 9:50 pm

He he, that's awesome. Those brought back memories.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 1:25 am

Mason: "Tell yourself that if it makes you fell better."...Season 2

Or something alone those lines.

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 3:13 am

In season 2 when Jack is being tortured:

Bad guy 1: "Well, what did he say?"
Bad guy 2: (Shoots bad guy 1 in the head) "I just got promoted"

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 3:36 am

Well actually it's more like.

"I just got promoted" then shoots bad guy in the head. Razz

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 5:33 am

Oh, yeah.. I forgot
Still it was a great moment
Besides that I liked the Russian roulette with salazar and the attack on the secret service convoy when Aaron Pierce saved the day

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:27 pm

George Mason: "Jack opted to stay in the field. Literally."

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:02 am

Mason:"Hey, guys, Ilike my skin try and keep some of it on"

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:17 am

Pierce (tied to a chair): "You're a traitor to this country and a disgrace to the office. Is there anything else, CHARLES?"

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 8:09 am

I just saw that episode last night. I was smiling Razz

Piece ownd him Razz

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 2:28 pm

Jack (and many others): "DAMMIT"
Laughing