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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:40 pm

Jack Bauer dosent wash his clothes, he tortures them until they wash themselves.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:39 pm

Jack Bauer doesnt cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 6:56 pm

There is no Grim Reaper, Just Jack Bauer.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 7:01 pm

Jack Bauer dosent sleep with a gun under his pillow because he could kill you with the pillow.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 7:03 pm

Jack Bauer dosent need a silencer, he just tells his gun to be quiet.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 2:29 pm

Superman's only weakness is Kriptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 4:21 pm

Theres no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it was Jack Bauers milk. Oh your so screwed.

Posted: Apr 26, 2009 12:48 am

OMG!!! I've nevr seen this one, and it's got to be the best one ...

Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer

That is pricless!

Posted: Apr 26, 2009 6:38 am

Its no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauers milk. Then you are screwed.

Posted: Apr 26, 2009 9:30 am

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there is no life on Mars.

Posted: Apr 26, 2009 10:19 am

Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Posted: Apr 27, 2009 8:36 pm

Jack Bauer quit for just 5 minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.

Posted: Apr 27, 2009 8:57 pm

Jack Bauer was soaked in gasoline and set on fire. The fire was burned to death.

Posted: Apr 28, 2009 1:07 pm

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Posted: Apr 28, 2009 2:10 pm

Jack Bauer once got shot. The bullet died.

Posted: Apr 29, 2009 1:21 am

Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is a PUSSY

Whenever Jack isn't in the mood to torture someone, he plays Chinese Checkers

Jack's only weakness is having nobody to torture / kill

When Jack goes on hunting trips, the animals lay down for him so that he doesn't torture them

Global warming isn't causing the earth to warm up, someone just pissed off Jack Bauer

LOL omg that is fun XD

Posted: Apr 29, 2009 6:52 am

If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

Posted: May 01, 2009 3:17 pm

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Posted: May 01, 2009 3:38 pm

A flight of stairs fell down Jack Bauer.

Posted: May 01, 2009 3:43 pm

Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass. He stares at it dares it to grow.

Posted: May 01, 2009 5:01 pm

Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club

Posted: May 09, 2009 1:20 pm

Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

Posted: May 12, 2009 3:31 pm

Jack Bauer can unscramble a scrambled egg.

Posted: May 14, 2009 11:27 am

There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked."

Posted: May 14, 2009 7:31 pm

Jack Bauer doesnt take fingerprints, he takes fingers.