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Posted: Mar 01, 2009 8:17 pm

Chuck Norris's beard can deflect bullets. Jack Bauer only needs 5 0' clock shadow.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 6:37 pm

When JackBauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 7:40 pm

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 8:02 pm

Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell the tale.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 10:47 pm

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 8:35 am

Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 11:18 am

Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not posses.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 11:40 am

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 1:59 pm

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called '12'.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 2:02 pm

When someone asks him hos his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 2:15 pm

When the President runs out of options he says: "Get me Jack Bauer."

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 2:18 pm

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Posted: Apr 21, 2009 2:11 am

I can't find the place to suggest a new one so I'll say it here. I have no idea if it's already been done but here it is.

"Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas".

Posted: Apr 21, 2009 8:06 am

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

Posted: Apr 21, 2009 7:04 pm

Jack Bauer once stepped into quick sand. The quick sand nearly drowned.

Posted: Apr 21, 2009 7:35 pm

Jack Bauer doesnt laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.

Posted: Apr 22, 2009 6:46 am

Chuck Norris's beard can deflect bullets. Jack Bauer only needs a 5 o'clock shadow.

Posted: Apr 22, 2009 7:08 am

Jack Bauer doesnt wash his clothes. He torturers them until they clean themselves.

Posted: Apr 22, 2009 4:20 pm

Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.

Posted: Apr 22, 2009 6:26 pm

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:04 pm

Torturing terrorists is like riding a bike. Jack Bauer never forgets.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:05 pm

Gasoline was soaked in Jack Bauer and set on fire.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:06 pm

Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:32 pm

There are two hands that beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's.

Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:14 pm

Jack Bauer has been to Mars, That's why there is no life on Mars.