What "jack fact" is currently showing on the forum

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 5:24 am

At the very bottom of the forum, a random fact about jack bauer will show when the page is refreshed/changed ...

just come here and post which is showing or what it says.

first up ...

Jack Bauer can get off the LOST island in 24 hours.

That made me laugh so hard ... i had to come make this topic, so i can see others i may have missed :p

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 7:16 am

Jaxk Bauer can unscramble a scrambled egg.

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 11:29 am

I could just give you the list of all of the Jack Bauer facts in that generator... Very Happy

But this is more fun!

"Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants."

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 1:46 pm

No , no, don't show me ... that's why i did this Very Happy

"Jack Bauer can torture you into giving information you do not posess"

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 2:01 pm

"Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers."

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 4:55 pm

LOL!!!! these are priceless. i hate the chuck norris stuff. but these are great!

"If jack bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it."

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 5:24 pm

"There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand."

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 7:47 pm

Jack Bauer doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow because he could kill you with the pillow.

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 7:57 pm

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. it just makes him angry.

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 8:03 pm

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed sutherlaned. Jack played by no man.

Posted: Feb 02, 2009 8:27 pm

"If everyone on '24' followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called '12'"

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 12:06 am

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 12:50 am

Every guy that dates Jack's daughter loses a limb. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 4:32 pm

"A flight of stars fell down jack bauer"

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 4:34 pm

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 5:55 pm

When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 7:32 pm

When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 8:01 pm

Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 9:08 pm

Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator; torture sounds the same in every language.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 9:09 pm

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 9:34 pm

Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

Posted: Feb 03, 2009 10:03 pm

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

Posted: Feb 04, 2009 7:53 pm

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

Posted: Feb 04, 2009 9:14 pm

There is no Grin Reaper. There's just Jack Bauer.

Posted: Feb 05, 2009 6:51 pm

Chuck Norris's beard can deflect bulltes. Jack Bauer only needs a 5 o'clock shadow